Tired of the same old bloodsucking vampire stories? Up to your neck in fang-popping fiends?
Meet MORNING McCOBB, the wimpiest vampire ever:
- He drinks a soy-blood substitute called Blood Lite.
- He believes staking should be a hate crime.
- Someday he wants to march in a Vampire Pride Parade.
He’s also the first Undead American to out himself and prove that vampires are just another minority with special needs.
The undead get a madcap makeover in SUCK IT UP
Brian Reads: The author reads “How to See a Vampire” and
“The First Clumsy Kiss” from the book.
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