Suck It Up

Tired of the same old bloodsucking vampire stories? Up to your neck in fang-popping fiends?

Meet MORNING McCOBB, the wimpiest vampire ever:

  • He drinks a soy-blood substitute called Blood Lite.
  • He believes staking should be a hate crime.
  • Someday he wants to march in a Vampire Pride Parade.

He’s also the first Undead American to out himself and prove that vampires are just another minority with special needs.

The undead get a madcap makeover in SUCK IT UP

 

Brian Reads: The author reads “How to See a Vampire” and
“The First Clumsy Kiss” from the book.
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